Sunday, January 1, 2017

Decades

My decadal years have not been kind to me.
My 10th year, my step-siblings moved in.  I went from a big brother with a baby sister, to dead last on the totem pole.  My brothers were stronger and more athletic than I, not to mention the youngest of them being two months to the day older than I.
My 20th year I received a medical discharge from the Navy, wrecked 3 cars and two motorcycles, was evicted twice and lost several friends.
My 30th year my department was fired leaving a very empty feeling and near paranoia.
My 40th year I was hit by a truck.  Totaled the Harley and broke my back.  I loved that bike.  Did I mention withdrawals from Opiates really, REALLY sucks.
My 50th year I finally realized that my career of 20+ years is done. Finished. Finito.  Sent to the dustbin of history. A place I can never return to.
So as I bid good riddance to a year of turmoil, strife, and disruption and I welcome in a new beginning, I look into the abyss and think “Might as well try to fly.”


Saturday, November 12, 2016

Hangover: 2016

Wait.  Did Donald Trump actually win the presidency, or did somebody spike my tea with some really good stuff? Please tell me it is the latter.
Yes, I voted for him.
Yes, I would have voted for him multiple times, but I am a Republican.
Yes, I will vote for him again.
But seriously

How in Hell did this Happen???

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Election Day 2016

It’s Election Day.
That makes it sound like we have a choice…
We’ve had four asshole presidents in a row and I would really rather it wasn’t five.  That option is not on the ballot. 
Donald Trump earned his nomination by taking on the number one threat to civilization today: Political Correctness.  He is not perfect at it, by any means, but he is the only one doing it.  That’s my kind of asshole.  Thank God for Durex.
The Donald has never abandoned Americans and left them to die.  That makes him more qualified than Hillary.
The Donald has never sold out his country’s security for personal monetary gain.  That makes him more qualified than Hillary.
What The Donald has been accused of, even if true (which I do not believe for a second), is miniscule compared to what Bill Clinton has been proven to have done multiple times, Hillary Clinton not only enabled and covered up but she also attacked Bill’s victims.  Basically that is a choice of the lesser PILE of evils.
Now is the time for all liberty loving, Constitution minded, true American patriots to buck up, set aside our differences, stock up and get in behind The Donald.
It’s going to be messy.
It’s going to stink.
It’s not going to be comfortable.
It will not always go our way.
It’s unlikely to be productive.
We probably don’t want’ all that it’s got.
And when it is done, we might feel somewhat satisfied, but we will definitely feel very sore and very used.
The real problem with that first logo is that it was a bit too much truth in advertising.
Considering the alternative: I don’t think even Durex makes products that can help us with a Hillary presidency and the rash would be the least of it.
That’s why I voted for The Donald.  Otherwise I voted a straight Republican ticket.

Election Day 2016

It’s Election Day.
That makes it sound like we have a choice…
We’ve had four asshole presidents in a row and I would really rather it wasn’t five.  That option is not on the ballot. 
Donald Trump earned his nomination by taking on the number one threat to civilization today: Political Correctness.  He is not perfect at it, by any means, but he is the only one doing it.  That’s my kind of asshole.  Thank God for Durex.
The Donald has never abandoned Americans and left them to die.  That makes him more qualified than Hillary.
The Donald has never sold out his country’s security for personal monetary gain.  That makes him more qualified than Hillary.
What The Donald has been accused of, even if true (which I do not believe for a second), is miniscule compared to what Bill Clinton has been proven to have done multiple times, Hillary Clinton not only enabled and covered up but she also attacked Bill’s victims.  Basically that is a choice of the lesser PILE of evils.
Now is the time for all liberty loving, Constitution minded, true American patriots to buck up, set aside our differences, stock up and get in behind The Donald.
It’s going to be messy.
It’s going to stink.
It’s not going to be comfortable.
It will not always go our way.
It’s unlikely to be productive.
We probably don’t want’ all that it’s got.
And when it is done, we might feel somewhat satisfied, but we will definitely feel very sore and very used.
The real problem with that first logo is that it was a bit too much truth in advertising.
Considering the alternative: I don’t think even Durex makes products that can help us with a Hillary presidency and the rash would be the least of it.
That’s why I voted for The Donald.  Otherwise I voted a straight Republican ticket.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Who's Life Matters v2.0

All Lives Matter.
Black, White, Red, Yellow, Purple Polka-dotted.
Gay, Straight, Confused, Anything Goes, Denial, Self Obssessed.
Male, Female, Not Quite Certain, Damn I Ain’t Gonna’ Be That!
Rich, Poor, Homeless, Ambitious, Unskilled, Demotivated.
 Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Christian, Jewish, Druish, Great
Spaghetti Monster.
Old, Young, Unborn.

All Lives Matter!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Who's Life Matters?

All Lives Matter.
Black, White, Red, Yellow, Purple Polka-dotted.
Gay, Straight, Confused, Anything Goes, Denial, Self Obssessed.
Male, Female, Not Quite Certain, Damn I Ain't Gonna’ Be That!
Rich, Poor, Homeless, Ambitious, Unskilled, Demotivated.
Old, Young, Unborn.

All Lives Matter!